*white dog owner voice* i am not a dog OWNER, I hate the connotation of that word…as if they’re a SLAVE or something. I am a dog GUARDIAN I feel as thou- wait a second these negroes outside are tootin and hollerin
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me